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Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Holidays | Michael McIntyre

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The very best of Michael's jokes about holidays.
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17 ส.ค. 2019

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B T
B T 2 วันที่ผ่านมา
I find review requests (and writing) outrageous. You did your part by paying for service. You are not a paid sales person or the company's PR officer. Both the company and reviewer should know their place. Wtf?!
Elli P
Elli P 5 วันที่ผ่านมา
What impresses me most about Michael's performances is the lack of maliciousness. I know many comics like to have an 'edge' and often a particular target in mind (I'm not knocking that - it makes a lot of people happy). Some comics are deliberately offensive (I'm not knocking that, either), but Michael seems able to take any topic imaginable and make people laugh just by smothering it with joy. What a great way to earn a living. :-)
keanehgz
keanehgz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา
To be fair, D2 would be close to C3
Ffi Games
Ffi Games 7 วันที่ผ่านมา
1:55 toast rant!
DoubleDeckerAnton
DoubleDeckerAnton 9 วันที่ผ่านมา
I dont get stressed, unless i'm sat on the toilet 🚹 or travelling on the tube 🚇 ,as I can relax until ready to leave...!!!
Mankindand1
Mankindand1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Great work, now put this video on Logan's channel with a narration & extra facts, directions of the problems told by Logan. Tag all those layabout vloggers in L.A so the video goes out on all there channels. Then you will have a reach to change. OH 1 more thing. Brazil if in 20 years you have lost 85-90% of your fresh AIR you aren't coming to Europe. Sorry I love all but natural selection to survive is a real thing. #1wantpeace
Connie Bruckner
Connie Bruckner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Been binge watching MMs videos and he's the best since George Carlin. Commenting on common every day life situations, and pointing out how ridiculous some things are. He is very observant. A witty philosopher. Applause, applause!
Shareef Alsayed
Shareef Alsayed 14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Is this an official channel?
Wenche Karlskov
Wenche Karlskov 15 วันที่ผ่านมา
He is the best comedian ever😂😂😂
Kathleen Graves
Kathleen Graves 19 วันที่ผ่านมา
Don’t make fun of me that way!!! 😜
E. Groeg
E. Groeg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา
One of the most funniest men alive. I laughed so much it hurts. 🤣😂
Eva Tarida
Eva Tarida 23 วันที่ผ่านมา
Except the fridge! We trust the fridge!!!
stnicholas54
stnicholas54 24 วันที่ผ่านมา
7.39 - "I'm not even staying at this hotel" ...... hahahahahahaha
n
n 26 วันที่ผ่านมา
didn't laugh or even smile once but all the posh people I know seem to think he's funny for some reason
Alex McGrath
Alex McGrath 26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Because he is...I'm not posh in the slightest
YehBoiSaturn
YehBoiSaturn 26 วันที่ผ่านมา
love this
Casanova Casanova
Casanova Casanova 26 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Best comedian out there so far. rest of them are shit.
Joy McKenzie Wendt
Joy McKenzie Wendt 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
HAHAHAHAAA
Becky
Becky 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
I wonder if the 'My wife isn't a doctor, so i have to do things myself' is a dig at Dara O'Brien
moggs
moggs 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Very funny man.
tony sallis
tony sallis 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
hot yoghurt and pan au chocolat
tony sallis
tony sallis 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
two ice cubes in a diet coke lol
Izzy wisker27 11
Izzy wisker27 11 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
I read a review once which was “ there was a double bed and me and my boyfriend would have to share a bed and I was pregnant after” 🥴🥴
fenhen
fenhen 24 วันที่ผ่านมา
That’s either 5 stars or 1 star.
Niko 14
Niko 14 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
OMG!!! I love this man! I look at him every night ....he’s the best antidote for depression! I want to fly to NY to see you in February and can’t get a ticket!
Little Janna cz
Little Janna cz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
It took me good 20 minutes to watch throught this video because of the breaks for laughing 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!
Gregory Albert
Gregory Albert 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Totally true - 7 days too short, 14 too long. 10 is perfect
Vintage Bricks
Vintage Bricks 2 วันที่ผ่านมา
i feel 7 is perfect tbh
Harry
Harry 26 วันที่ผ่านมา
12 👍
imwaytoshort
imwaytoshort 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
I don't think 2 weeks is to long personally.
seema786
seema786 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
OMG the last joke it was hysterical just the way he was moving 🤣🤣🤣
Rachel Brenner
Rachel Brenner 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
His voice is similar to Stewie from Family Guy, that Seth McFarlane voices.
feisdee1
feisdee1 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!
veeprn
veeprn 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Your views on Ice, not sure Brits know what that is. Had to order black tea and a glass of ice at a steakhouse in London while on vacation. No ice bucket for the room, had to hike down and beg at the bar.
julie Harris
julie Harris 2 วันที่ผ่านมา
Black tea and ice 😂😂😂😂
Jack D'Ripa
Jack D'Ripa 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Auntie Beeb corporate cocksucker. As funny as a dose of Herpes.
James Wigmore
James Wigmore 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
#bearlitty
James Wigmore
James Wigmore 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
#yeet
ceridwen04
ceridwen04 หลายเดือนก่อน
I always read reviews. Also the bad ones could be good because from them you can often see if it's just a random problem or if it's common practice. Or if the reviewer has a bone to pick. Tripadvisor is very bad though. Anybody could leave a review even if they were never there, I guess google too. Better use websites like amazon or booking, expedia ecc. Where you actually have to have purcased the thing you are reviewing.
Marks Hwang
Marks Hwang หลายเดือนก่อน
annoying annoying
Aaron Walderslade
Aaron Walderslade หลายเดือนก่อน
Fridge is more likely to cause a fire than most other appliances. Constantly switching on and off.
Ronnie Ince
Ronnie Ince 25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Actually it us tumble dryers -people not clean out the fluff regularly and it makes great kindling .
Anshuman Goswami
Anshuman Goswami หลายเดือนก่อน
The trick is to have late breakfasts and early dinners.
Frankie Wong
Frankie Wong หลายเดือนก่อน
So true haha
KnightoftheLord1
KnightoftheLord1 หลายเดือนก่อน
He's so frickin' camp!
Lily Lemur
Lily Lemur หลายเดือนก่อน
nav yan
nav yan หลายเดือนก่อน
10/10 Michael McIntyre. Wishing you all the success in the World!!!! Your biography was heart touching Live long Thank you thank you thank you😁🥳🥳🥳
ARC OF TRANCE
ARC OF TRANCE หลายเดือนก่อน
So damn good LAUGH
Albert Matei
Albert Matei หลายเดือนก่อน
Anyone else unscrew their lightbulbs before going to bed and put them back in in the morning?
Richard Bierman
Richard Bierman 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Er, no! Have you considered professional help?
Wendy Young
Wendy Young หลายเดือนก่อน
I am a sad case! I unplug everything, apart from the fridge, every single day when I leave for work lol.
Wendy Young
Wendy Young 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Lynx South Hahaha love it!
Lynx South
Lynx South 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
I reviewed my toaster online. Now it has a public reputation to maintain, and I can leave it plugged in, too.
Bubbles 105539
Bubbles 105539 28 วันที่ผ่านมา
You trust the fridge!
Dr Chunky Biscuit
Dr Chunky Biscuit หลายเดือนก่อน
Literally, the least funniest man, EVER!!! #NotFunny
The Nutcracker
The Nutcracker 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Why are you watching it then
lenajesse
lenajesse หลายเดือนก่อน
Thinking during the first joke: "I unplug everything, every day..."😳😄
Niki Ryan
Niki Ryan 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
gives me a $35 a month electric bill.
Grace C
Grace C หลายเดือนก่อน
Where's this place he always references? Ive never heard of it ever pls help
Grace C
Grace C 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
@wastoroua ohhh thanks!
wastoroua
wastoroua 29 วันที่ผ่านมา
He mentioned Corfu which is an island in Greece, and Dubai in UAE
Darkiie
Darkiie หลายเดือนก่อน
Guy at 7:25 tried to swallow the entire planet earth with his laugh.
Bernie Kennedy
Bernie Kennedy หลายเดือนก่อน
The knife in the toaster & reviews Near pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑
mplwy
mplwy หลายเดือนก่อน
I have tears from it right now!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Michael H
Michael H หลายเดือนก่อน
Frankie Boyle was right.
Queen of dogs
Queen of dogs หลายเดือนก่อน
We get a taxi to the airport
Nadia Nasser
Nadia Nasser หลายเดือนก่อน
One day I’ll be able to afford tickets to go watch you live. One day 😍
Raymond James
Raymond James หลายเดือนก่อน
I'd happily pay for you to go to one of his shows 🙂
Holly Hocks
Holly Hocks หลายเดือนก่อน
I love his little dance routine.
Dan Ellyatt
Dan Ellyatt หลายเดือนก่อน
You move the sunbeds, not the umbrella!
cijmoalbal
cijmoalbal หลายเดือนก่อน
I live by TripAdvisor reviews of establishments. I read along to see if everyone's complaints are the same. One of the hotels I was looking at all got a shit complaint about the shower head being too low. Well, not only am I 5'1" tall but I also bathe, don't shower so it didn't matter and I got a great room, didn't give a shit about the ugly wallpaper others complained about. We have this hotel in our city that won the worst hotel in not the city, not the province but WESTERN CANADA! I don't live too far from it, it's kind of a depressed area but not the worst. Out of curiosity, I read the reviews. One honeymoon couple came to their room to find a toilet on the bed. She said that they went down to the desk and they gave them another room and it was okay. The manager responded to the post, saying he was sorry and that room was down for repairs and shouldn't have been offered. Well...that's okay and the couple obviously were appeased with a different room but...is that where they always keep the toilets when they're fixing the plumbing??
N English
N English หลายเดือนก่อน
2019, who the hell gets 2 weeks of vacation other than little millennials that cry about wanting more.
Ronnie Ince
Ronnie Ince วันที่ผ่านมา
@imwaytoshort yes but they consider work the priority -private life comes second -that us their culture and as it is a country with just about zero immigratuon then nothing to influence ir change that traditional way of life .Japan is very modern on the surface vut scratch the surface and it us hugely conservative and unchanging in social matters and traditions .
imwaytoshort
imwaytoshort วันที่ผ่านมา
@Ronnie InceDifferent cultures have different ideas though. Japan has other issues like people working to hard though and having no time for a relationship.
Ronnie Ince
Ronnie Ince 25 วันที่ผ่านมา
@imwaytoshort in Japan taking more than 5 days a year is shameful -you are seen as bone idle -most Japanese tourists are retired .
imwaytoshort
imwaytoshort 27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Well in the uk depending on job people can get 4 or 5 weeks for holiday. 2 weeks for a holiday is normal for many people. I don't see how taking a break from work is a bad thing.
Kyra Mainer
Kyra Mainer หลายเดือนก่อน
God damn little millennials trying to spend some time not slaving away for a corporation who pay us shit wages. You know maybe if boomers and gen Xs BARGAINED for more vacation time instead of bootlicking we wouldn’t « whine ».
einat1622
einat1622 หลายเดือนก่อน
So other nationalities 'steal' food for later sneak too? 😂
Mr Corndog
Mr Corndog หลายเดือนก่อน
holidays today are millions of people staying in uk indefinitely while taking your jobs indefinitely
pspicer777
pspicer777 หลายเดือนก่อน
Mr Corndog Are they being integrated into the society and contributing, or do they stand apart?
Hullo There
Hullo There หลายเดือนก่อน
Love how his jokes are soo relatable!! Day to day stuff that's just great 😊😍
Rizi
Rizi หลายเดือนก่อน
The last joke about the umbrellas is quality
ROSSELLA DI PEDE
ROSSELLA DI PEDE หลายเดือนก่อน
This man is the best!!! I always have the urge of touching his hair 😂😂😂😂
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